小伙伴们大家好，欢迎来到本期的“国外也有段子手”！上周末的欧洲赛场精彩看点层出不穷。曼联被哈镇逼平，无缘下赛季欧冠；阿森纳战平布莱顿，争四希望渺茫；切尔西完胜沃特福德稳居第三，9人热刺负于伯恩茅斯继续排名第四。同时，利物浦绝杀纽卡斯尔，巴萨负于塞尔塔，皇马则顺利赢下黄潜。好了，话不多说，让我们快来看看歪果仁们的精彩吐槽吧！
ManyNames_(那不勒斯球迷)：耻辱啊，我知道你们这赛季遇到了不少困难，但是面对这种英超笑柄一样的球队难道也赢不了吗？真为你感到丢脸，哈镇！(What a disgrace. I know they have had a horrible year, but dropping 2 points to the laughingstock of English football? Shame on you, Huddersfield.)
Ohyeahcorey(以色列球迷)：就你皮！(You ABSOLUTE rascal.)
Puddinsnack(未知主队球迷)：阿什利-扬踢中卫的唯一好处，就是他再也不能去边路直接传中给对方了…(The only advantage of Young at CB is that he gets less opportunity to shank a cross to the opposing team.)
PhuQDuP(利物浦球迷)：牛逼啊，曼联看来要赢下“打死也不进前四”系列赛的冠军了！(United look to be winning the race to not finish top 4. Well fought.)
SuperSanti92(阿森纳球迷)：嗨曼联，给我们留把热椅子，马上我们也要去陪你们啦！(Hey Utd, keep a seat warm for us please, we'll be joining you shortly.)
PedroBV(利物浦球迷)：哈哈，我还曾指望这支球队为我们阻击曼城…我是有多傻啊…(Hahaha.. I was hoping these lot were going to get points from City.. Silly me!)
Dashandtuch(沙尔克04球迷)：哈哈，想象一下上赛季还排名联赛第二，这赛季就踢成这个吊样？诶，不对…(Lol, imagine making second place last season and fucking up this bad now! wait…)
Skinsaremylife(曼联球迷)：从没喜欢过欧冠，欧联杯才是真正大孩子玩的游戏呢！(Never likes ucl, europa league is where real big boys play.)
Theenigmacode(利物浦球迷)：能让哈镇踢得就像2009年巴萨的，也只有这支曼联了…(Only this United can make this Huddersfield team look like 2009 Barcelona.)
Eternal0000(利物浦球迷)：看起来曼联已经在为下赛季留力啦！(Almost like United are conserving their energy for next season.)
Fistymcbuttpuncher(热刺球迷)：争四之战看起来就像是4个喝醉酒的大汉挤在一起要进门一样…(The top 4 battle is like 4 drunk people trying get through a door at the same time.)
Sayaian(切尔西球迷)：还好我们有老毛子护体，第一个酒醒了！(Our Russians heritage make us sober first.)
Eyebrow78(利物浦球迷)：那曼联是在门前花园篱笆墙那儿就直接醉倒在地上了？(Man United fell asleep in the front garden hedge.)
CaptainGo(纽卡斯尔球迷)：对于这无比烂尾的争四大战结局，我一点都不感到惊讶。(I guess I shouldn't be surprised that this top four race ended in the most underwhelming way it could.)
Tyrinder(利物浦球迷)：简直就像夜王的结局一样让人失望…(As disappointing as the end of the night king.)
Mancho_United(曼联球迷)：想象一下，一支争四球队竟连无欲无求的降级球队都踢不赢？这也太失败了吧！(Imagine drawing vs bottom 4 team that has nothing to play for, while you are battling for top4.. pff what a losers.)
Jackalope117(热刺球迷)：我们踢得已经够狗血了，只能指望降级区球队来帮我们阻击争四对手…现在我只想说，哈镇和布莱顿真香…(We’re so shit that we rely on relegated and relegation candidate teams to secure us top 4. But I’ll take it anyways, thanks Huddersfield and Brighton!)
bufc09(阿森纳球迷)：本来我还猜这场比赛是阿森纳第90分钟绝杀，然后最后一轮再输给伯恩利呢！(My guess is we score a 90th minute winner only to lose to Burnley on the final day)
Wasssan(阿森纳球迷)：如果姆希塔良和穆斯塔菲能离队，那我就把这当成是一种引援了…(I will be treating Mkhi and Mustafi leaving like a new signing.)
