电竞之家_品味电竞生活移动版

NaClOverload(热刺球迷)：哟，切尔西，你这不按剧本演啊！(Yo Chelsea this wasn't in the script.)

jMS_44(切尔西球迷)：如果没人想要前四的话，我们就把它拿走了…(If nobody wants top 4 I guess we'll take it then...)

ShanghaiLunatic(未知主队球迷)：我希望若日尼奥以后能每场比赛都缠着绷带…(I hope Jorginho wear the bandage every game from now on.)

Mourning-Woood(切尔西球迷)：伊瓜因就是反向莫拉塔！除了临门一脚还行，其他全都是一坨翔…(Higuain's like the reverse Morata, his finishing is good but everything else is shit.)

Relefencion(未知主队球迷)：我们不要再争论奥里吉和梅西谁是世界最佳了，不如现在好好珍惜他们都还在踢球的日子！(We should stop arguing about whether Messi or Origi is better and just enjoy them both while we have the chance.)

Watashiwameron(未知主队球迷)：范戴克这视野，是长了一双千里眼吗？(van Dijk is so good he became clairvoyant.)

abrakadaver07(尤文球迷)：和范戴克的视野相比，布兰就是个弟弟。(He's on that good Bran shit.)

GJXN1990(曼城球迷)：快去查一查范戴克是不是在盐和烟中涅槃而生？(Someone needs to check if Van Dijk was born amidst salt and smoke.)

CFCkyle(英格兰球迷)：在盐和烟中出生？他是个火腿吗？(Born amidst salt and smoke? Is he a ham?)

Scrabel(未知主队球迷)：想象一下，万一莱斯特城真的在曼城身上拿了分，而利物浦却在最后一轮输给了狼队…(Imagine if Leicester takes a point only for Liverpool to fumble it against Wolves.)

Mephisto_irl(切尔西球迷)：伯恩茅斯踢得太差了，就像他们也在争四似的。(Bournmouth playing so bad it feels like they are challenging for top 4.)

LostPrinceofWakanda(切尔西球迷)：快！赶紧找人告诉伯恩茅斯，他们只需要想象自己的对手是11人的切尔西就行了！(Quick! Someone tell this Bournemouth team they're actually playing an 11 man Chelsea.)

(注：11人切尔西本赛季曾0-4负伯恩茅斯)

drizzt001(爱尔兰球迷)：要是有谁赛前下注赌孙兴慜红牌，现在赢的钱应该能买个房子了！(Anyone who put money on a Son red card before this match can probably afford a new house now.)

SojournerInThisVale(德比郡球迷)：热刺这是在下一步大棋，这样就能为周中的欧冠次回合轮休球员了！(Spurs playing 4D chess by resting players for the CL semi final.)

Tpsteen(未知主队球迷)：博阿滕的一脚触球，简直比卢卡库还要坑爹…(boateng's first touch is worse than Lukaku's.)

7Thommo7(未知主队球迷)：今天又要上演“登贝莱和维尔马伦谁先受伤”的戏码了…(On this edition of 'Who gets injured first: Vermaelen or Dembele...')

Kkokokoh(未知主队球迷)：皇马现在就是西甲里的曼联了吧…(You guy are the Manchester United of La Liga these days.)

Dntowns(皇马球迷)：这赛季能不能现在就结束啊？(Can this season end already.)

(图)：足球狗的撩妹大法，你学会了吗？

好了，亲爱的小伙伴们，本期的“国外也有段子手”就为大家播报到这了。本周，精彩的欧冠半决赛次回合即将上演，让我们拭目以待，来看下期歪果仁们更加精彩的犀利吐槽吧！